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PRESENTS
WEEKEND SPECIAL U DON'T WANT 2MISS!!!
DATING VS MARRIAGE
~ By ∫̲ᴸ̲ᵒ̲ᵛ̲ᵋ̲ Dr Solomon Adams..
LADIES/WOMEN WOT CAUSES D SUDDEN CHANGES IN U OR D MAN???
FINDS OUT HERE URSELF!!!!
When you are dating....... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married......You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating....... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married..... He brings home a 6 pack and says, "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating....... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married..... He flicks your ear in public then u flinch & yell stop it d kids are here.
When you are dating....... A single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married..... A king size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating...... You are turned on at the sight of him/her naked. When you are married..... You think to yourself, "Was he ALWAYS this hairy & Was her Tummy ALWAYS dis Folding????"
When you are dating...... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married.... You tell him, "If we have sex, will you leave me alone & he tells U why do U like laying back like a LOG of Wood without playing???"
When you are dating...... He Hugs you when he walks by you for no reason. When you are married.... He grabs your boob any chance he gets & U Scream Yeye Ashawo man leave me alone.
When you are dating...... You picture the two of you growing old together. When you are married.... You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating...... Just looking at him/her makes you feel all "mushy." When you are married.... When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out, while he wants 2Flung U away & watch his favorite TV programme or read his daily Papers in Peace.
When you are dating...... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married.... The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you are dating...... He understands if you,"Aren't in the mood." Or Tired. When you are married.... He says, "It's your job." 2do do it dat ure 2lazy.
When you are dating...... He/She understands that you have "male/female" friends. When you are married.... He thinks they are all out to steal you away. While she thinks he's out dere cheating on her through All of them.
When you are dating...... He/She likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married.... He develops a "blank" stare. While she develop a "Nagging" tongue.
When you are dating...... He/She calls you by "Sweet Pet name".
When you are married.... He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She. While she too calls him Baba JohnBull and refers 2him when talking 2her friendz as "My Baby Father" & He.
No All My Beautiful Hearts U've seen sum of few differences between Dating & Marriage is About! D main question here is Y d Sudden Changes?
Why Stop All dose Romantic Words, Communications, Affections, Mutual Friendly Gesture, Dose Sweet Pet Loving Names, & D Caring Ever Faithful You?
Must All dis have 2fade away just because Kids is now involved in Btw d Two of U? Aren't Dem suppose 2b a Blessing?
Is it because of Peer Pressure 4Work, Parent or Ur Place of Worship dat suddenly made All d Beautiful tinz of Dating 2dissapeared so soon?
Or is it dat All Along U were just following d Script of Dating dat U as a Man/Woman has 2b Loving, Caring, Romantic etc but Truly brings out Ur Real True Colour & Nature as Soon as Ure Married?
Pls All dis & More l need a Sincere straight Answers cos We Actually Need 2KNOW MAY B 2STAY SINGLE & ENJOY ALL D LOVE PERSONIFY or 2make d MARRIAGE SWEET & LASTING since is a LIFETIME INSTITUTION U'LL NEVER GRADUATE 4RM?
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PRESENTS
WEEKEND SPECIAL U DON'T WANT 2MISS!!!
DATING VS MARRIAGE
~ By ∫̲ᴸ̲ᵒ̲ᵛ̲ᵋ̲ Dr Solomon Adams..
LADIES/WOMEN WOT CAUSES D SUDDEN CHANGES IN U OR D MAN???
FINDS OUT HERE URSELF!!!!
When you are dating....... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married......You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating....... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married..... He brings home a 6 pack and says, "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating....... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married..... He flicks your ear in public then u flinch & yell stop it d kids are here.
When you are dating....... A single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married..... A king size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating...... You are turned on at the sight of him/her naked. When you are married..... You think to yourself, "Was he ALWAYS this hairy & Was her Tummy ALWAYS dis Folding????"
When you are dating...... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married.... You tell him, "If we have sex, will you leave me alone & he tells U why do U like laying back like a LOG of Wood without playing???"
When you are dating...... He Hugs you when he walks by you for no reason. When you are married.... He grabs your boob any chance he gets & U Scream Yeye Ashawo man leave me alone.
When you are dating...... You picture the two of you growing old together. When you are married.... You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating...... Just looking at him/her makes you feel all "mushy." When you are married.... When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out, while he wants 2Flung U away & watch his favorite TV programme or read his daily Papers in Peace.
When you are dating...... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married.... The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you are dating...... He understands if you,"Aren't in the mood." Or Tired. When you are married.... He says, "It's your job." 2do do it dat ure 2lazy.
When you are dating...... He/She understands that you have "male/female" friends. When you are married.... He thinks they are all out to steal you away. While she thinks he's out dere cheating on her through All of them.
When you are dating...... He/She likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married.... He develops a "blank" stare. While she develop a "Nagging" tongue.
When you are dating...... He/She calls you by "Sweet Pet name".
When you are married.... He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She. While she too calls him Baba JohnBull and refers 2him when talking 2her friendz as "My Baby Father" & He.
No All My Beautiful Hearts U've seen sum of few differences between Dating & Marriage is About! D main question here is Y d Sudden Changes?
Why Stop All dose Romantic Words, Communications, Affections, Mutual Friendly Gesture, Dose Sweet Pet Loving Names, & D Caring Ever Faithful You?
Must All dis have 2fade away just because Kids is now involved in Btw d Two of U? Aren't Dem suppose 2b a Blessing?
Is it because of Peer Pressure 4Work, Parent or Ur Place of Worship dat suddenly made All d Beautiful tinz of Dating 2dissapeared so soon?
Or is it dat All Along U were just following d Script of Dating dat U as a Man/Woman has 2b Loving, Caring, Romantic etc but Truly brings out Ur Real True Colour & Nature as Soon as Ure Married?
Pls All dis & More l need a Sincere straight Answers cos We Actually Need 2KNOW MAY B 2STAY SINGLE & ENJOY ALL D LOVE PERSONIFY or 2make d MARRIAGE SWEET & LASTING since is a LIFETIME INSTITUTION U'LL NEVER GRADUATE 4RM?
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